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Approx. 35 kids

Camp O-My-Gosha Sponsored by Our Lady of Perpetual Perspiration

Ranger Bob…. Upbeat, Optimistic

Aunt Sally. . . social director. . sick and tired of kids

Play begins with off-key Reveille played on trumpet as campers drag out of bed for first day of camp.

Sponsors show up for final camp performance to decide whether to close the camp. Sponsors are from the audience. Spike decides to sabotage the final show since he wants the camp to close. His dad sends him there every year, all summer…hates it. His mother ran off when he was young. (We find it his mom is Aunt Sally.)

Camp Cook: Sister Oscar Meyer from the Little Sisters of the Microwave.

Freeze: Letters home or to explain things to audience. DING! All freeze…spotlight o speaker.

Dad: cross.