GIRLS: Well be-bop-a-lula!
BOYS: She’s my baby!
GIRLS:Be-bop-a-lula!
BOYS: I don’t mean maybe!
I: Well she’s the girl in the red blue jeans! II: She’s the queen of all the teens. ALL: She’s the one that I know best! BOYS: Makes the hair grow on my chest!
ALL: Be-bop-a-lula!
TRAVIS: Cool, man!
ANDREW: Really groovy, daddy-o!
DANIEL: Like… Wow, man.
TRAVIS: It’s like.. the 1950’s, Dude. Truman was President, Pepsi came in bottles, and the number one show on black and white TV was…
ALL: Leave it to Beaver!
LAKIN: Ward! Ward, have you seen the boys?
GRANGER: No June. Why?
LAKIN: It’s time for supper.
GRANGER: Gee June! I’ll call for them! Wally! Beaver!
CHRIS & DAVID: Yes Dad!
GRANGER: Time for supper, boys!
CHRIS: Aw Gee Pop, there’s this really neat song playing on the radio! Can’t I finish it?
GRANGER: And let your mother’s pot roast get cold?
DAVID: Gee Beav, you’re really a dork, you know that.
GRANGER: Now Wally, be nice to your rather stupid little brother. Go head Beav, bring your radio into the kitchen.
(simultaneously) ALL: He rocks in the treetops all day long Hoppin' and a boppin' and a singin' his song. All the little birds on Jaybird's Street Love to hear the Robin go Tweet Tweet Tweet
BOYS: Rockin' Robin' GIRLS: (Tweet, Tweet, Tweet) BOYS: Rockin' Robin GIRLS: (Tweet, Tweet, Tweet) ALL: Go Rockin' Robin cuz we're really going to rock tonight (Tweet, Tweet, Tweedle-e dee)
LAKIN: Ward! I can’t hear a thing! GRANGER: Beaver, turn that thing down! CHRIS: Aw Gee, Dad! LAKIN: You’re going to ruin my potroast! CHRIS: Aw Gee, Mom! DAVID: (singing) Beaver’s a dork head! LAKIN: I said turn that thing down! GRANGER: Beaver, are you going to obey your mother? LAKIN: Beaver! GRANGER: Beaver! DAVID: Beaver! CHRIS: Oh, all right! Gee whiz!
LAKIN: Thank goodness! I don’t know what this generation is coming to! Just look at those tight jeans, Ward!
GRANGER: And no belts! Doesn’t the school have a dress code?
DAVID: Face it, Beav. You’re a loser.
CHRIS: Aw Gee. Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?
GROUP III: Fe fe fi fi fo fo fum I smell smoke in the auditorium.
ALL: Charlie Brown!
CHRIS: Aw Gee Whiz!
ALL: Charlie Brown!
CHRIS: Oh my gosh!
ALL: He’s a clown! That Charlie Brown!
GROUP II: Gonna get caught, just you wait and see!
CHRIS: Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?
GROUP III: Who’s always writing on the wall?
CHRIS: Don’t look at me!
GROUP II: Who’s always thrownin’ spit balls?
CHRIS: Now wait a minute!
GROUP I: Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow?
GROUP II: Who calls the English teacher Daddy-O?
ALL: Charlie Brown!
CHRIS: Aw Gee Whiz!
ALL: Charlie Brown!
CHRIS: Oh my gosh!
ALL: He’s a clown! That Charlie Brown!
GROUP II: Gonna get caught, just you wait and see!
CHRIS: Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?
LAKIN: Where’s that music coming from, Ward?
GRANGER: I think it’s my stomach rumbling, June. Are we going to eat the pot roast or just look at it?
LAKIN: Beaver, aren’t you going to eat anything?
CHRIS: Aw Gee whiz, Mom. I guess I’m just not hungry.
DAVID: Beaver’s in love!
CHRIS: You take that back!
DAVID: And her name’s Peggy!
ALL: Peggy Sue, Peggy Sue, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, Peggy Sue Oh, my Peggy, my Peggy Sue Oh, well, I love you gal, and I need you, Peggy Sue
CHRIS: You jerk! DAVID: Pretty, pretty Peggy Sue! LAKIN: Ward, would you take care of your sons! GRANGER: Boys, the pot roast is getting cold!
CHRIS: You know somethin’ Wally?
DAVID: What Beav?
CHRIS: You’re a real jerk.
LAKIN: Beaver, don’t talk to your brother that way. Maybe you should just take your bath and go to bed.
CHRIS: Aw Gee whiz, Mom. Do I have-ta?
GRANGER: Mind your mother, Beaver.
DAVID: I’ll eat your potroast, dork-brain.
CHRIS: I hate takin’ a stupid old bath!
ALL: Splish Splash, I was takin' a bath Long about a Saturday night A rub-a-dub, just relaxin' in the tub Thinkin' everything was alright
GROUP I: Well, I stepped out the tub, put my feet on the floor, I wrapped the towel around me and I Opened the door, and then I
ALL: Splish, Splash! I jumped back in the bath. Well how was I to know there was a party going on?
They was a-splishin' and a-splashin', Reelin' with the feelin', movin' and a-groovin', Rockin' and a-rollin', yeah!
Beaver acts this out as the group speaks…he scrubs himself..
He steps out of the bath, wraps the towel around him ..opens the door..sees everybody! Wally pulls off his towel and Beaver jumps back into the tub as the group surrounds him and he tries to keep himself covered in the water hollering “Get out of here! Get out of here!”
CHRIS: Wally! You are a jerk!
LAKIN: Ward, why is the Beaver screaming?
GRANGER: Oh you know how boys are, June. It’s probably his hormones or something.
LAKIN: Ward, don’t talk that way around the canary.
CHRIS: Some day! Someday I’m gonna grow up and I won’t have to take all this! You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain! Too much love drives a man insane! You broke my will! Oh what a thrill! BOYS: Goodness gracious! Great Balls of Fire! GROUP II: I cut my nails and I quiver my thumb! GROUP III: I’m really nervous but it sure is fun! GROUP I: Come on baby, you drive me crazy! ALL: Goodness gracious! Great Balls of Fire! LAKIN: Ward, he’s playing that strange music again. GRANGER: I’ll talk to him, sweetheart. (to Beaver) Son, it’s time we had a man-to-man talk. CHRIS: Gee Dad, do we have-ta? American Bandstand is comin’ on. GRANGER: Beaver, all that rock and roll is rotting your brain! GROUPS II & III: Each time we have a quarrel, it almost breaks my heart, Cause I'm so afraid that we will have to part, Each night I ask the stars up above, Why must I be a teenager in love? GROUP I: Maybellene, why can't you be true? Oh Maybellene, why can't you be true? You've started back doing the things you used to do. ALL: One, two, three o' clock , four o' clock, rock Five, six, seven o' clock, eight o' clock, rock Nine, ten, eleven o' clock, twelve o' clock, rock. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight. GRANGER: Would you turn that garbage off!!!!!????
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You know you make me wanna (Shout!) Kick my heels up and (Shout!) Throw my hands up and (Shout!) Throw my head back and (Shout!) Come on now (Shout!) Don´t forget to say you will Don´t forget to say, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You know you make me wanna (Shout-wooo) hey-yeah (Shout-wooo) yeah-yeah-yeah (Shout-wooo) aaaalll-right (Shout-wooo) aaaalll-right
(Shout) a little bit softer now
(Shout) a little bit louder now
One day I feel so happy, next day I feel so sad. I guess I'll learn to take the good with the bad. Cause each night I ask the stars up above, Why must I be a teenager in love?
I cried a tear for nobody but you, I'll be a lonely one, if you should say we're through. Well, if you want to make me cry, that won't be so hard to do. And if you should say goodbye, I'll still go on loving you. Each night I ask the stars up above, Why must I be a teenager in love?
I cried a tear for nobody but you, I'll be a lonely one, if you should say we're through. Well, if you want to make me cry, that won't be so hard to do. And if you should say goodbye, I'll still go on loving you. Each night I ask the stars up above, Why must I be a teenager in love? Why must I be a teenager in love? (In love) Why must I be a teenager in love? (In love) Why must I be a teenager in love?
Come over baby whole lot of shakin' goin' on Yes I said come over baby baby you can't go wrong We ain't faken it whole lot of shakin' goin' on
Well I said come over baby we got chicken in the boarder Oooh... huh.. Come over baby baby got move a little harder We ain't faken it Whole lot of shakin' goin' on
Well I said shake baby shake I said shake baby shake I said shake it baby shake it I said shake baby shake Come on over whole lot of shakin goin' on Ahhhhh lets go
Well I said come over baby we got chicken in the Barn hoose barn what barn my barn Come over baby better got to move along We ain't fake it whole lot of shakin' goin' on Easy now shake it ahhhh... shake it babe Yeah.... You can shake one time for me
Well I said come over baby Whole lot of shakin' goin' on Now lets get real low one time now shake baby shake All you gotta honey is kinda stand in one spot Wiggle around just a little bit Thats what you gotta do yeah.... Oh babe whole lotta shakin' goin' on
Now let go one time Shake baby shake Shake baby shake Shake baby shake Come on over whole lot of shakin goin' on
Yakety Yak 1958 The Coasters
Take out the papers and the trash Or you don't get no spendin' cash If you don't scrub that kitchen floor You ain't gonna rock and roll no more Yakety yak (don't talk back)
Just finish cleanin' up your room And sweep the dust out with that broom Get all that garbage out of sight Or you don't go out Friday night Yakety yak (don't talk back)
You just put on your coat and hat And walk yourself to the laundromat And when you finish doin' that Bring in the dog and put out the cat Yakety yak (don't talk back)
Don't you give me no dirty looks Your father's hip; he knows what cooks Just tell your hoodlum friend outside You ain't got time to take a ride Yakety yak (don't talk back)
(Repeat and fade:) Yakety yak, yakety yak
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