PAC IV, 3
BRENAN: Hey Lord.
God: Hello friend. Had a good weekend?
BRENAN: The greatest.
God: It’s nice to be away from it all for a couple of days, isn’t it? I mean, your job and everything.
BRENAN: Sure is.
God: You like your job?
BRENAN: At the movie theatre? Yeah, it’s nice. Long hours but I like working at the movies.
God: Even with the price of popcorn?
BRENAN: I get mine for free.
God: Really? They make me pay.
BRENAN: (laughs) I love it. Then come to my counter next time.
God: Wouldn’t it be great to have a full-length PAC movie?
BRENAN: That’d be cool.
God: I wonder what would be in that movie?
BRENAN: Me too.
God: Well, then ask some of your fellow movie directors.
BRENAN: Holden’s the only one I know.
God: I’ll bet you know some others. . ask around. Ask some people some of the things they’ll remember about this weekend.
BRENAN: (You talk to three people ahead of time and tell them that you’ll be calling on them for them to talk about a real cool thing they saw or experienced this weekend. When they’re all done, you’ll say. “I guess that’d make a great movie, Lord.”)
God: Let’s see. . out at RMC where you work this weekend they’ve got Deadpool 2, Ocean’s 8 and Incredibles 2. You guys are really into numbers, aren’t you?
BRENAN: (smiles) I guess so.
God: But I’ve got a new title and it’s got a number, too.
BRENAN: What’s that?
God: Jesus One.
BRENAN: (a beat, then) I like that.
God: Me too. And I’ve heard that it’ll run forever.
BRENAN: Cool.
God: But the final scene. . .
BRENAN: Yeah?
God: That’s the best. And it’s coming up tonight at altar near you!
BRENAN: I love it.
God: Hey. . seriously. . the greatest stories of some people’s lives have started right where you’re standing. . . praying to me on the final night of PAC.
BRENAN: I know. Mine did.
God: And it’s in 3-D.
BRENAN: Better than that. It’s real.
God: So . . . you ready for a blockbuster tonight?
BRENAN: I’m ready. . . and Lord?
God: Yeah?
BRENAN: Thanks.
God: You got it, friend.
BRENAN: One more thing.
God: Yeah?
BRENAN: Come to my counter. I’ll slip you some free popcorn. (you exit)