Travis & God, 1st Staff Meeting..readers
TRAVIS: I’ve never…uh…I mean, I don't know what to say…
GOD: So don't say anything…just listen.
GIRL 1: God… I’m excited. I mean I’m scared too, but I’m mostly excited. I may have to lay here all night and not even close my eyes because I’m staring at the ceiling, I’m so excited. God, if I…
BOY 1: …. I hope they don't laugh..or talk about me. That’s why I hate doing new stuff. Face it, God, I’m not that cool looking. I don't even know the right stuff to wear....I mean, what if I get there and..
GIRL 2: …I can’t wait to perform, God! This is all I’ve looked forward to since last year. I know I’m not supposed to show off and stuff, but man, this is gonna be awesome when they see me perform. I can see it now…the MC’s will call my name and…
BOY 1: …I wonder who else is gonna be there. It won’t be so bad if I know somebody…
BOY 2: …I’m gonna have to fake it. Heck, the thoughts I’ve had this year. ..there’s no way I belong at a Jesus camp. So…just help me get by, okay? And I promise that after camp I’ll really try to…
GIRL 1: …That’s it. I can’t go to sleep. I give up. I wonder where I put my Bible? I know I had one at camp last summer….
BOY 2: …..It’s those small groups that really make me nervous. They’ll ask a question and the leader will look at me…and I just sit there a fool. ….
BOY 1: … If I get put in the front line of dance I’ll just leave. I’ll tell ‘em I’m sick or something. Nobody wants to watch somebody like me dance…
GIRL 2: ….I can’t wait for the dance. I’ll volunteer to be in the front line. Wait ‘til Hannah sees me dance. And my solo stuff…. I wonder if I should sign up for the first day or wait until the end? Maybe if I just told them…
BOY 2: …God, I’m idiot. I don't belong here. I can surely hide in the corner for two days without anybody asking me to do something…
GIRL 1:…That’s it. I give up. I’ll just stay awake all night. This is gonna be a blast!.....
BOY 1: ….The counselors aren’t mean or anything, but they don't know. They all got talent and stuff or they wouldn’t be there. Man, I spend most of my life tryin’ to get people to not notice me. What am I doin’ at a performing camp?.....
GIRL 2: …Oh God, what if I blow it? What if I get up there and make a total fool of myself? That settles it. I’ll perform last so they won’t spend the whole weekend laughing at me. …
GIRL 1: …Is it morning yet?
BOY 1: … I wonder where I can hide?
GIRL 2: …That settles it. I’m not performing.
BOY 2: …I hope there’s somebody there as stupid as me…
GIRL 1: ..For thine is the kingdom and the glory forever and ever…Amen!