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Travis and God, PAC I, 1, 2007

TRAVIS: (running in) Hey God! GOD: Hey, Travis! TRAVIS: I’m at camp! GOD: Yea! I saw you come in this morning. TRAVIS: Boy, that was wild. All the cars and the luggage and those weirdoes who ran up to our cars. GOD: Yea. I kind of like weirdoes. Don’t you? TRAVIS: Well…. GOD: So how’s it going for you? How’s camp so far? TRAVIS: Great. Man, some of my friends are here and this morning we did a _____ that was really awesome. GOD: You and your friends? TRAVIS: Yea. See, I already knew ______ and _____ and ________ GOD: How about new friends? TRAVIS: Well…this one kid came up to me and we started talking and that was pretty cool. And in that hug attack I got hugged by a bunch of people I didn’t even know and… GOD: But what did you do? TRAVIS: Me? I just sorta stood there. But everybody’s been really nice. GOD: Good. But you just stood there? TRAVIS: God, I’m sort of bashful around people. It’s hard for me to get to know… GOD: Wrong. TRAVIS: Huh? GOD: Wrong. You’re not bashful. You’re a wimp. TRAVIS: God just called me a wimp. GOD: I’m sorry. TRAVIS: That’s okay. GOD: What I meant was, you’re a lazy wimp. Do something, Travis! Don’t expect people to come to you. Look buddy, you’ve got to two days to meet people..make some new friends. Not just the ones who walk up to you. You do the walking. You do the talking. TRAVIS: But what if they… GOD: What if they shut you down? TRAVIS: Well…yea. GOD: They won’t. TRAVIS: You sure of that? GOD: Yea. I’m really smart. That’s why they call me God. Go ahead…look out in the audience…go ahead…take a good look. Now…pick out somebody you don’t know. .. Nope! You’re cheating! You know her. …There…yea, that one. That’s better. Now go over to her… I promise, she won’t bite. TRAVIS: What do I say? GOD: Just talk! Good grief! This is not difficult! (Travis chats with the girl awhile..gets her name, where she’s from, what’s she’s done today that’s fun, what she’s looking forward to..) TRAVIS: (When he’s done) That was easy. GOD: And fun? TRAVIS: Yea… and fun. I really liked that. I might do it again.. GOD: Good…and again, and again, and again. Two days, Travis. Look, I put a lot of love into these guys …and I put a lot of love in you. So stop hiding it. Get out there and be a…well…be a… TRAVIS: Weirdo? GOD: Amen. (Travis exits)

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