2013 Team Improv prompts:

Line Talk: So this guy comes up to me and he says… To me, a perfect day would be when… You think you’ve had a lousy morning? Listen to this… Wow! Look at all the famous people in this room…. Here’s how to butter up a speech judge…. You want to hear about this person behind me? I have the weirdest friend…. Listen to what I just heard out in the hallway….

Freeze Switch: That outfit is all wrong. Could you hold my cat for just a minute? You have the strangest hands. It’s your turn. Go. Look. They’re all staring at us. I’ve never ridden a bicycle built for two. We’ve got to move this giant turtle. Could you itch my back? Quick! Get down on the ground! Okay buddy. Stick ‘em up.

Move me, Baby: Who tied you up? Quick. Slap that fly! Okay, you hold it like this. Turn around! Quick! Wow! You have eleven fingers! I need a size seven glove. Can you straighten my tie? I can’t get this off my hand. Quit jumping around!

The Brain: Who invented the hula-hoop? How many grains of sand will fit inside your nose? Why do bubbles go up? Describe the people in this room? What’s it feel like to go to speech contest? Do alligators have feelings? How do you raise a baby rattlesnake? Why would anyone enter Team Improv? Why is the ocean so wet? How do you buy shoes for a spider?

Changing Channels Topics: Vacuum cleaners, dishwashers, mice, baby sisters, itching powder, mashed potatoes, yogurt, Alabama, Abraham Lincoln, bats.

Channels: CNN, The Animal Channel, The History Channel, Children’s programming, The Soap Opera Network, The Cartoon Network, The Weather Channel, The Home Shopping Network, ESPN.