Hitchhiker (Destinations)
Disney World The Moon Uncle Bob’s House The Grand Canyon Paris The Movies Niagara Falls The Bottom of the Ocean San Francisco Las Vegas London The Rocky Mountains Grandma’s House Texas Mexico Canada
Freeze/Switch (Opening Line) Okay, we’ve got it. Now go! The penguin is frozen to the ice! Look what I found! Great. Now we’re stuck. It’s freezing in here! I’ve never heard of a dancing parrot. You’re a real, live talking doll? Don’t bother me. I just died. What’s that on your shoe? Help me get up. Reach! You can do it! Okay, do it right this time. Stop playing with that frog. You swallowed a what? It’s right here on my tongue. Don’t push that button! Great. Crackers in the bed. Earthquake! Abandon ship! The plane’s going down!
The Brain (Questions) What causes gravity? Can a lion be a vegetarian? What causes Grandma’s wrinkles? What’s that stuff between your toes? Can a puppy be President? Do cats think? What causes baldness? What does Santa Claus do in the summertime? Do fish dream? Where can you hide an octopus in your bedroom? When is “never”? How far up is “up”? Why can’t spiders sing well? Who is the smartest person in the world? Why do we call her “Mom”? How many molecules are in a fingernail? Can parakeets fall in love? Can you truly get to know a rock? Why is it so cold in the Arctic? What is the best food in the world? Is sneezing contagious? How to you feed a giraffe? Why are baseballs round? Who invented milk? Why does Jell-O wiggle?
Line Talk (Opening Line) This person behind me is really strange because. . You would not believe what happened on the bus on the way to contest today. This thing came to me in my dreams last night. . My Mom is always telling me. . So I told Grandma. . . My little sister drives me crazy because. . . You want to hear a secret? This audience is really beautiful. . I’ve been itching all morning because. . . Listen, I’ve got this great idea. . . The first time I fell in love, I . . . The thing that really makes me nervous about contest is. . . The perfect teacher would be like. . . This is the worst day of my life. I’m so excited, because. . . I get so tired of . . . . Don’t look now, but. .
Movie Critics (Movie Titles) Star Wars in the Wild West The Thing that ate New Jersey Cows, cows, cows! My Mama was a werewolf Harry Potter and the Diet Coke Snow White and the Hairy Little Weirdos Jurassic World in Kindergarten Minions in the Kitchen The Hunger Games, the Silent Film Twelve Thousand Dalmatians Donald Duck Goes Bad Frozen is Melting The Beauty and the Beef Aladdin and the Cheeseburger Losing Nemo The Lion Queen The Little Mermaid Drowns Pinocchio and the Dripping Nose Pacahontas in Prison Tarzan and the Washing Machine