Hitchhiker (destinations)
Afpakistan The Statue of Liberty Mount Gushmore The Leaning Tower of Peoria The Bloomington Beach The St. Louis Starch Plant The Holiday Inn of Mexico City The McDonalds at the North Pole The Burger King of Antarctica The Toys R Mean store The International House of Pots and Pans Hubba-Bubba Island Mount Climb-On-Uppa The Big Sweaty resort. The deodorant factory
Freeze/Switch (opening prompts) I’m not going to move an inch I hate being a puppet Great. We’re up to our neck in peanut butter. How long have you been an alligator? I think I swallowed the hamster. Here. Do it like this. One, two, three. . . Go! How do you like this pose? Go ahead. Just try pulling on my head. Great. You just dropped Uncle Herb. You’re not going to believe what I’m about to do. Hey Mom! I’m a Swan! I’m a Swan! Go ahead. Try to pull on it. Oh no! You just turned in to a poodle! It’s so boring being a fish.
Line Talk (opening lines) So I was just standing there wearing this beautiful dress. . . You would not believe what the person behind me just told me. So my fairy godmother said to me. . . Listen. I’ll tell you a secret. You want to know how I’m feeling right now? Well, I’ll tell you. Speech contest scares me. Guess what I just found out about the person standing behind me. If I could have just one wish. . . So the Mama Bear told Papa Bear. . . I remember my first Christmas. It was. . You’ll never guess what I’m hiding behind my back. You know, I’m madly in love with all of you. So this Magic Genie came into my room and she said. . If I could eat my favorite meal it would be. . . I love the way you’re all looking at me right now.
Movie Critics (Movie Titles) The Walking Dead at Speech Contest Star Wars: The return of the Nerds The Nightmare in the Jungle Wonder Woman vs. Super Mario Spider Man Caught in his own web Legos Go Wild The Beauty and the Feast King Arthur and the Chimpanzee The Mummy mashes Montana Power Rangers in a traffic jam Captain America at the Beauty Parlor Hotdogs on Holiday Star Trek: The Invasion of the Beauty Queens X-Men at the Pudding Factory The Trolls Invade Kindergarten
Invention (names of inventions) The weed whacker The milk shake The whipped cream pillow Pork marshmallows The nose hair trimmer The toenail washer Tennis Shoe Perfume Edible Kleenex The chocolate French fry Peppermint spaghetti The Flying bicycle The inflatable car Marbles The Invisible Hula Hoop Exploding Rice Krispies Floating Chickens