Humorous Improv Prompts

What happens in school stays in school I’m lovin’ it! Just do it! Make believe I am so happy I could cry Have it your way Can you hear me now? Okay! We’re on the air! Lion and Tigers and Bears! My name is not Dorothy How long have I been asleep? Hang on! We’re out of control! Ho! Ho! Ho! What? Quick! Hit the ground! They’ve got us surrounded! The penguins are loose! Have you seen Mama Bear? It makes me feel all fizzy. You put what in the pie? Hold onto that fish! I’m freezing!

Serious Improv: I’m sorry, but I can’t talk right now. Why did you have to tell me that now? Can’t you even say you’re sorry? How can we be friends after that? Face it, I can’t do anything right. Great. Now everybody’s mad at me. Let’s pretend like I never said that. Would you just give me one more chance? This is the worst day of my life. Please don’t tell anyone.