Humorous Prompts

You can’t go out wearing that! Twelve. I just saw you swallow twelve of them. You’ll never guess what I just ate. Big deal! I spilled a little glue on the pizza. Catch her quick! She’s coming down! Did I have three feet when I sat down? You are the clumsiest cheerleader I’ve ever seen. Look! Your dog’s on television! You put what in my makeup? The ice is cracking!

Serious Prompts How are we going to tell them? That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever done for me. We’ve got to do it. You ready? I just can’t do this. Please don’t ever say that again. I’ve got to talk to somebody. Why are you avoiding me? She won’t even speak to me. What’s the matter? There’s something wrong with you. I wish I had more friends like you.