Humorous:

It’s your turtle, you tell him! I’ve never seen that tattoo! There’s nothing wrong with jelly in your shoes. But do I have to kiss THAT toad? You barbecued the Three Little Pigs? The teacher hasn’t moved for an hour. Your shoes are nailed to the floor? That is the dumbest answer I’ve ever heard. You hold it like this, then you kick it. You’re going to get arrested wearing that in public. A tire? Around your neck? Good evening. This is the nightly weather report. And now this word from Junk-Are-Us! I swear! My Barbie just burped! Here were are, live at the Super Bowl. Mommy isn’t going to like this. You’ve been holding your breath for twelve hours? Hi, I’m your new dentist. Who sewed your mouth shut this time? Your little brother is stuck in the what? This is the coldest bath I’ve ever taken. I still think it’s dumb to swim in peanut butter. Keep it up and we’re gonna get in trouble. I challenge you to a duel! You can’t be allergic to me! There is no such thing as a pregnant piano. You swallowed what? Why is your stomach moving like that? Here, I’ll teach you the hula. (30) Don’t move! The judge is looking right at us!

SERIOUS: I wish I’d never met you. I wonder what it’s like to me in your place. She said she never wanted to see me again. I wish you wouldn’t act that way when I come around. Are you sure you want to go through with this? I’m sorry, but I just want to be alone. You really hurt me yesterday. I lied, okay? Can’t you even say “I’m sorry”? Is that the best you can do? Let’s just forget I even brought it up. How many times are you going to remind me of that? For once, let’s just talk about it. You’re always putting me down. (15) I’m really tired of this.