Humourous Ida Prompts
That’s the best you can do? I can’t believe you did that! Okay, pick it up and we’ll try again. What does Ya-Da Ya-Da mean? Instant turkey? I’ve never heard of it. Good grief! Do you put ketchup on everything? You better tell Dad about the cat. Okay, how do I look now? When did you grow the beard? Oh my gosh. Mom is a frog. Get your finger off my nose. Would you stop scratching? People are watching. Who does the judge remind you of? I’m sorry officer. My tricycle just goes too fast. Get your dog out of my sandbox. You’re not supposed to eat the decorations. Okay, show me the dance step. Your father is a pizza? Okay, tell me about your stupid dream. This is the last time I’m taking you shopping. You are the worst shoe salesman I’ve ever seen. What are you doing on the roof? Do you think this is too short? How many marbles do you have in your mouth? I’m sorry, but your feet are on fire. Want to see my Karate? Wow! Look what I found on the Internet! You have the biggest nose I’ve ever seen. Excuse me, but do you speak English? (30) Yuck! You stepped in it!
SERIOUS IDA: Just sit down. You’ll get over it. Don’t talk to me that way. I’ve never told anyone this before. Are you going to talk about that again? Can we ever be friends again? Please don’t say that again. Well, we’ll just have to wait. Come on, we can still have a good time. Are you ready to talk about it? Just be quiet. I’m tired of hearing about it. You are really depressing, you know that? Does this mean our friendship is over? I don’t need you anymore. Do you know what you just said? I’m sorry, but I quit.
IMPROMPTU SPEAKING PROMPTS: Courage. Making decisions. Doing the right thing. Why I appreciate my family. If I could rule the world for one day…. Mothers. Using your time wisely. Getting discouraged. Everyone needs a good friend. Speak when you are angry and you’ll give the best speech you’ll ever regret. Friends are like walls. Sometimes their just good to lean on. Use things and love people. Not the other way around. Fears. The best things about my school. Why I entered speech contest.