I come from Arenzville…nice to be around Democrats.
First moved to town…Jean Clark…living room…all 5
KARL ROVE, Bush's long-time political guru and White House advisor: "As people do better, they start voting like Republicans... ...unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing." It’s nice to be in a room tonight where we have too much of a good thing.
My theme for tonight…from the writer H.L. Mencken "As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
Poor Bush has been bashed so much….I mean, how can you help it? So tonight I want to pay tribute to our President and his fellow idiots with a few songs and some words of George himself. The best thing about George Bush…Presidents can only be elected twice. Well Hello Georgie, yes hello Georgie, It’s so nice to know you won’t be with us long… You’re lookin’ swell, Georgie, But well hell, Georgie… Please go faster to the pasture, You’re a real ding-dong. The whole damn world’s shakin’ ‘long as you’re makin’… All those plans to please your buddies back in Tex…ass. Take a hike, Georgie, head on down the pike, Georgie. Georgie, you’ve stayed too late…now say so long! (instrumental) We feel the earth ..shakin’… while you’ve for-saken All your plans to help the poor to get along…. So….Well, well, well Georgie… …Stick it in your well, Georgie… Georgie, you’ve stayed too late, now say so long!
President says he now has his own I-pod, but he won’t say what songs he downloads…makes you wonder….
If I were a real man…ya ba bubba bubba bubba bubba bum All day long I’d stand behind my words… If I were a truthful man….I…. Wouldn’t have to speak good…Yaba bubba bubba bubba If I were elected like the rest…If I were legitimate! I…. Didn’t get the most votes…Yuba bubba bubba…. But I’m saved and always go to church…. A yubba bubba bubba bubba man….
Someday I’ll go to heaven that looks a lot like Texas God will take me by the hand…. He’ll say “Georgie, I know you had a lot on your mind…. But for claiming me as your guide I’m afraid you’re not an honest man… Here’s one child that must be Left Behind….(ahhhh…)
If I were real man…Yubba bubba bubba bubba…. All day long I’d stutter and I’d stare If I were an honest man!…I…. Wouldn’t have to speak good…Yaba bubba bubba bubba If I were elected like the rest…If I were legitimate! I…. Didn’t get the most votes…Yuba bubba bubba…. But I’m saved and always go to church…. A yubba bubba bubba bubba …oh baby, I really am a Bubba… If I were an honest …man! —as quoted in Bob Woodward's Bush at War "I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."
Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." —
—Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."
—to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001"Do you have blacks, too?"
—as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002 "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating."
And surely the President knows bedtime songs…makes you wonder what he sings to Laura late at night….
Twinkle, twinkle little bomb…. Weapons of mass destruction… Up above Iraq so high… Could it be a Rumsfield lie? Twinkle, twinkle little bomb The only mass is confusion….
Lullaby…and goodnight…. While our boys are in combat But I’m safe here in my nest…While Dick Cheney does the rest!
Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001 "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." —
—Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002" "People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you."
—Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003 "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
—Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002 "I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
I’m a Texas Doodle Dandy A Texas Doodle do or die…. A real live Bubba of my Daddy George Born to mess up and annoy… I bought my way into the White House While brother Jed, he stole the show. You don’t have to tell the truth as long as you’re a Baptist I am a Texas Doodle boy!
—to a group of Amish he met with privately, July 9, 2004 "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job." (What an awful thing to say about God.)
—Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
If any of you find this highly offensive, too bad. As a Christian I find it highly offensive that a President would hijack my faith for personal gain.
When you walk through a storm, keep your head up high And don’t be afraid of the press. At the end of the storm there’s a book to write Goergie Bush ..write a book! What a mess! Walk on….through the storm….walk on through the rain Though your brains be soaked and worn….. Walk on..Walk on..with bucks in the bank… And you never walk alone….You’ll never walk alone….
"Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it." "I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun." I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question." -------
Drilling in the Alaskan Wildlife Refuge… The oil will come out…tomorrow… We’ll make lot of dollars when tomorrow… there’s no sun… Stop worryin’ about …tomorrow…What’s a polar bear? Who cares if humpbacks…are all done? Tomorrow…Tomorrow….There’ll be no tomorrow…. It’s only a vote away…. To—morrow…tomorrow…. Who cares about tomorrow? Better take your cruise today!
Climb every mountain! Drill every stream! Who needs the scenery? Whales can’t even scream! Climb every mountain! Work like a team! Give me contributions! I love …my…S…U…V! --------- One of the troubles of being President..it takes such a mental toll on you…Your memory begins to slip.
Try to remember that year I entered the Guard to do my rightful duty… Try to remember, though no one remembers, when I showed up… while chasing beauties… Try to remember that year I surrendered and went on bender, I felt so mellow… Try to remember, and if you remember then call me…call me, call me, call me..call me..call me…
Ah, the days of George’s drinking…In the words of Barbara Bush, George didn’t have a drinking problem..he just drank too much. But now! Now he’s got religion and everything is okay! Swing low….sweet Michalob now…gonna have to carry me home… Swing low…gotta get a job now….Daddy’s gonna carry me home. I looked over Crawford and what did I see? Comin’ for to carry me home? The Texas Rangers comin’ after me….Gonna have to carry me home… Swing low…sweet Michalob now…gonna have to carry me home. Swing low…gotta brand new job now…Daddy’s gonna carry me home.
-- on the first Presidential debate, 10/03/2000... I've been talking to Vicente Fox, the new president of Mexico... I know him... to have gas and oil sent to U.S.... so we'll not depend on foreign oil... —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000 "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." --Los Angeles, Sept. 27, 2000 "One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected."
-- On NPR's Morning Edition (9/26) - ...)"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas." ------------- Social Security: (Edelweiss) …investment bankers… Privatize…. Privatize… Every angle I’ve thought of….. Privatize…Money buys…. My investment friends will make lots of… Stocks and bonds, you will bloom and grow…bloom and grow forever. Want some lies? Privatize…. Investment bankers are clever!
"We cannot let terriers* and rogue nations hold this nation hostile (hostage) or hold our allies hostile.''
On His Tax Break Plan Bush said that "if most of the breaks go to wealthy people it's because 'most of the people who pay taxes are wealthy."
George W. Bush's new Web site, www.georgewbush.com, states that the No. 3 priority of the campaign is "Putting Education First." - GOV. BUSH: Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb — I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of — I shouldn't call him my little brother — my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas.
Solution..the cure…
Here’s a little song I wrote….gonna sing it note for note… Obama….be happy. Ain’t no doubt which man is best….Need one to fix this mess… Obama…be happy.
God Bless America…..sing along God bless America… Land that I love….Stand beside her…and guide her… Through the night with the light from above… From the mountains …to the prairie…to the ocean, white with foam! God bless America…My home sweet home! God bless America…My home sweet home!
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