When there was Me and You
It's funny when you find yourself Looking from the outside I'm standing here but all I want Is to be over there Why did I let myself believe Miracles could happen Cause now I have to pretend That I don't really care I thought you were my fairytale A dream when I'm not sleeping A wish upon a star Thats coming true But everybody else could tell That I confused my feelings with the truth When there was me and you I swore I knew the melody That I heard you singing And when you smiled You made me feel Like I could sing along But then you went and changed the words Now my heart is empty I'm only left with used-to-be's And once upon a song Now I know your not a fairytale And dreams were meant for sleeping And wishes on a star Just don't come true Cause now even I can tell That I confused my feelings with the truth Cause I liked the view When there was me and you I can't believe that I could be so blind It's like you were floating While I was falling And I didn't mind Cause I liked the view Thought you felt it too When there was me and you
Start of something new Living in my own world Didn't understand That anything can happen When you take a chance I never believed in What I couldn't see I never opened my heart To all the possibilities I know that something has changed Never felt this way And right here tonight This could be the start Of something new It feels so right To be here with you ..oh And now ... looking in your eyes I feel in my heart The start of something new Now who'd of ever thought that We'd both be here tonight And the world looks so much brighter With you by my side I know that something has changed Never felt this way I know it for real This could be the start Of something new It feels so right To be here with you And now looking in your eyes I feel in my heart The start of something new I never knew that it could happen Till it happened to me I didn't know it before But now it's easy to see It's a start Of something new It feels so right To be here with you And now looking in your eyes I feel in my heart That it's the start Of something new It feels so right To be here with you And now looking in your eyes I feel in my heart The start of something new Start of something new
Breaking Free We’re soarin’, flyin’ There’s not a star in heaven That we can’t reach If we’re trying Gabriella: So we’re breaking free Troy: You know the world can see us In a way that’s different than who we are Creating space between us‘Til we’re separate hearts Both: But your faith it gives me strength Strength to believe Troy: We’re breakin’ free Gabriella: We’re soarin’ Troy: Flyin’ Both: There’s not a star in heaven That we can’t reach Troy: If we’re trying Both: Yeah, we’re breaking free Troy: Oh, we’re breakin’ free Gabriella: Ohhhh Troy: Can you feel it building Like a wave the ocean just can’t control Gabriella: Connected by a feeling Ohhh, in our very souls Both: Rising ‘til it lifts us up So every one can see Troy: We’re breakin’ free Gabriella: We’re soarin’ Troy: Flyin’ Both: There’s not a star in heaven That we can’t reach Troy: If we’re trying Yeah we’re breaking free Gabriella: Ohhhh runnin’ Troy: Climbin’ To get to that place Both: To be all that we can be Troy: Now’s the time Both: So we’re breaking free Troy: We’re breaking free Gabriella: Ohhh , yeah Troy: More than hope More than faith Gabriella: This is true This is fate And together Both: We see it comin’ Troy: More than you More than me Gabriella: Not a want, but a need Both: Both of us breakin’ free Gabriella: Soarin’ Troy: Flyin’ Both: There’s not a star in heaven That we can’t reach If we’re trying Troy: Yeah we’re breaking free Gabriella: Breaking free Were runnin’ Troy: Ohhhh, climbin’ Both: To get to the place To be all that we can be Now’s the time Troy: Now’s the time Gabriella: So we’re breaking free Troy: Ohhh, we’re breaking free Gabriella: Ohhhh Both: You know the world can see us In a way that’s different than who we are Hey Diddle, Diddle, The cat did a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun Then died of electric shock.
Mary had a little lamb, a little toast, a little jam, a little pizza and some cake, some French fries and a chocolate shake, a little burger on a bun. And that's why Mary weighs a ton.
Mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go. It followed her to school one day, which really didn’t please her. Tonight she’s having leg of lamb…the rest is in the freezer.
Fairy Tale Reality Check If I was a fairy tale, I don't know what I'd do. One thing is for certain, I wouldn't be caught dead in glass shoes. When I went to visit my Grandma And know that she lives far, I wouldn't cut through the woods at all, Instead I'd drive my car. If I was invited to a great big party, With lots of food - a feast! My date would be a fine you man, And not a hairy beast. When entering another's house And I haven't been invited to eat I would not even try their porridge Or break their favorite seat. If I lived with seven little men, I think I'd carry mace And if that witch offered me fruit again I'd slap her across the face. If I had too many children And I didn't know what to do, They'd live with their dad on summer break And every other weekend too. If I showed up in the rain Looking for a comfy bed And you put twenty mattresses on a pea, I'd tell you to go check your head! If I ran into a little pig, Who was building a house of sticks, I'd warn him there's a wolf in town, And to check into Motel 6. The princes would be great and all, Especially if they rode a white mare. But they have got another think coming If they try to climb my hair! If my brother and I were lost in the woods And didn't know our way home, Rather than leave a trail of crumbs, I'd call 911 on my cell phone. I think animals are really cute Even ones that are small. But I'm not relying on them for help, When getting ready for a ball. I think royalty is fascinating From the kings down to the squire, But if I got mixed up with them, It'd be front page of the Enquirer! If Jack went tumbling down the hill, Rather than tumbling after, I'd still be at the top of the hill Letting out peals of laughter! Georgie Porgie may kiss other girls, But not me - Hey, I'm not lying! 'Cuz if his lips came near me once It wouldn't be me who was crying! As a mermaid I'd give up some things, Especially if the boy was real sweet. But hey, you've got to be kidding me! My voice... for a pair of feet? If a witch told me I'd die at 16, By spinning a piece of yarn, You'd better believe you'd find this little girl Buying all her clothes at Dress Barn! If I don't follow my mother's orders, I know she can be really mean, So I would never trade our only cow For some so-called "magic" beans! If I was locked in a room of straw, and must spin it to gold every night, Rather than guess that little man's name I'd say, "You take Visa, right?". So maybe it wasn't meant to be. I guess for all it's worth, Fairy tales aren't ready for me, I'm better off here on Earth Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Forget it, He's only an egg.
Student 1: Only raise your hand when you want to sharpen your pencil or go to the bathroom. Repeat every ten minutes. Student 2: Never raise your hand when you want to answer a question; instead, yell, “Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!” and then, when the teacher calls on you, say, “I forgot what I was going to say.” Student 3: Lean your chair back, take off your shoes, and put your feet up on your desk. Act surprised when the teacher puts all four legs of your chair back on the floor. Student 4: Drop the eraser end of your pencil on your desk. See how high it will bounce. Student 5: Drop your books on the floor. See how loud a noise you can make. Student 6: Hum. Get all your friends to join in. Student 7: Hold your nose, make a face, and say, “P.U.!” Fan the air away from your face, and point to the kid in front of you. Student 8: On the last day of school, lead your classmates in chanting: “No more pencils! No more books! No more teachers’ dirty looks!” Student 9: Then, on your way out the door, tell the teacher, “Bet you’re looking forward to summer vacation this year. But I’ll sure miss you. You’re the best teacher I’ve ever had.” I Went to the Doctor Child: I went to the doctor, all covered in bumps. He said, Doctor: You’ve got whooping cough, tetanus, rubella, digestive dysfunction from green salmonella. You’re covered with head lice, mosquitoes, and fleas. You’ve even got pinkeye and mad cow disease. What’s more, you’ve got cooties, a cold, and the flu, but don’t be upset; I know just what to do. Child: He told me, Doctor: I promise this won’t hurt a bit. Child: Then grabbed a syringe like a barbecue spit. He made me bend over the seat of my chair, then plunged that big needle in my you-know-where. So now I’m all cured of my cooties and fleas, my whooping cough, measles, and mad cow disease. He cured me of every last sniffle and bump, and now I’m all better— except for my rump.
I Went to the Doctor Child: I went to the doctor, all covered in bumps. He said, Doctor: You’ve got whooping cough, tetanus, rubella, digestive dysfunction from green salmonella. You’re covered with head lice, mosquitoes, and fleas. You’ve even got pinkeye and mad cow disease. What’s more, you’ve got cooties, a cold, and the flu, but don’t be upset; I know just what to do. Child: He told me, Doctor: I promise this won’t hurt a bit. Child: Then grabbed a syringe like a barbecue spit. He made me bend over the seat of my chair, then plunged that big needle in my you-know-where. So now I’m all cured of my cooties and fleas, my whooping cough, measles, and mad cow disease. He cured me of every last sniffle and bump, and now I’m all better— except for my rump. Mithing Tooth Child: I’m having trouble thpeaking thinthe I lotht my middle tooth. Jutht yethterday my tooth wath fine— today it wiggled loothe. At firtht I thought it thilly when my tooth fell out today, but no one theemth to underthtand a thingle word I thay. I athked my mom to clothe the door. She thaid, Mom: That would be rude. The door does not like wearing clothes; it’s happy in the nude. Child: I thaid a mouthe wath in my room and she should come and thee. She thaid, Mom: Your mouth is on your face; it’s right where it should be. Child: I wonder if you underthtand the thircumthtanthe I’m in. I told her I wath feeling thick. She thaid, Mom: You’re looking thin. Child: At latht she thaw how mad I wath and thought I might thtop breathing. She laughed and thaid she didn’t mean it— She wath only teething.